Saturday, August 28, 2010

Women Like Silent Men: They Think They're Listening

The Women……… Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.”

(Dave Barry)


“Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.” (Author Unknown)


“Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.” (Marianne Williamson)


“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

(Bill Maher)


“A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.” (Carrie Snow)


“You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.”

(Cindy Crawford)


“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.” (Laurence J. Peter)


“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” (Author Unknown)


“When women are the advisers, the lords of creation don't take the advice till they have persuaded themselves that it is just what they intended to do. Then they act upon it, and, if it succeeds, they give the weaker vessel half the credit of it. If it fails, they generously give her the whole.” (Louisa May Alcott)


“What happens is that, as with drugs, he needs a stronger shot each time, and women are just women. The consumption of one woman is the consumption of all. You can’t double the dose.” (Ian Fleming)


Every world has faults

This one has too many

Unattainable Female Objects.

(David Jonathan Newman)


“Woman was God's second mistake.” (Friedrich Nietzsche)


“I think women dwell quite a bit on the duress under which they work, on how hard it is just to do it at all. We are traditionally rather proud of ourselves for having slipped creative work in there between the domestic chores and obligations. I'm not sure we deserve such big A-pluses for all that.” (Toni Morrison)


Not phoney women, honest women……,
Not meandering women, trustworthy women……,
Not mean women, kind women……,
Not angry women, happy women…..,
Not sneaky women, truthful women……,
Not prissy women, assertive women……,
Not thoughtless women, thoughtful women…..,
Not mindless women, considerate women……,

Real Men LOVE Real Women……! ! ! (Trade Martin)


Mind is the master power that moles and makes,
And we are Mind, and evermore we take
The tool of thought, and shaping what we will,
Bring forth a thousand joys, a thousand ills,
We think in secret, and it comes to pass -
Our world is but our looking glass.
(James Allen)


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